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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1naH2A7GU
So, let me get my Analysis pants on.
First of all, I could not agree more with the base message.
HIPPIES ARE EVIL!
That is right, I said it. Hippies are not as evil as true haters, and may never rise to that sphere, but damn me, they are evil and annoying.
They pester me all the time, and want me to change.
But wait. Is that my troll sense tingling?
Lets look at that video again, and the arguments in it.
"Radical environmentalism is striving to put america and the world under its destructive controll. "
That at least seems true. I mean, I see how every damn political argument is influenced by environmental issues, and I just can't take it anymore. I mean, seriously, why the hell?
I agree that we need a nice place to live, and that flowers and grass are essential to living, but it stops right there.
I am allergic against the damn stuff, thats right, multiple heavy allergies against all types of pollen. So, I have the right to hate nature, with a vengance, because mother nature has me bent over a barrel, and is pounding my rectum every time the sun so much as shines, and these icky flowers release their pollen.
"The so called green dragon is seducing your children in their classrooms and popular culture. "
I cou.... Wait a Minute, Green Dragon?
how high do you have to be that you call it by a foreign name?
I mean, I call them hippies, flower-fuckers, evil Beatnicks, longhaired babboons, and filthy people, who want to spread love and forgiveness as if anyone would want to touch their STD ridden bodies...
But back to the wording.
Yes, it seduces our children in classrooms and popular culture.
It sickens me every time I have to watch " a dangerous truth", or an other presentation with power point on how I have to save the universe.
I would not call it seduction.
Seduction is when something attractive comes along, and convinces me to follow it.
Hippies basically drone onb and on about the same thing, repeating endlessly how I am evil ( well, thank you) and how I need to be put down, and if I could please stop smoking and flicking my ashes at their babies.
I would call it rape of the mind, repeatedly, untill you either have to agree and find pleasure with the idea, or are a hater, like me. I have many a friend who became a hater after too much hippie propaganda, so it pains me little to say, yes, you evil buggers, you with the long hairs and the birkenstock, get a haircut and thank you for turning people over to my cause.
"Its political power now extends to the highest political levels"
RIGHT! It has to stop that even when I want to watch helmut schmidt drink himself to stupor, there is nothing more important then the mechanical indoctrination of some higher level hippie preaching about his cause
"And its twisted view of the world elevates nature above the needs of people, even the poorest and the most helpless. "
Well, a bit harsh, but I feel you. I meanh, I get that only under capitalism, people are allowed to farm and plant tobacco, which can then be rolled, shipped and brought to germany where I can buy it off of little vietnamese men named mister Lu.
I mean, I am paying taxes on tobacco, I fund an entire supply chain of people, I spend money so that thousands of people have a job, some of them in the poorest areas of the world.
"With millions falling prey to its spiritual decception..."
Well, again, I would not call it spiritual. It is more a physical decception. They drone on and on about how smoking is bad for you, how you can't buy deo because it has greenhouse gasses, how you should nopt wear polyester, untill you simply comply with them to stop the nagging. And before you know it, you have your hopes up that a nice woman you met at one of their camps would be a good girlfriend, and to impress her, you drone and nagg extra hard, just to please her.
I would not call it spiritual, I would call it physical decception.
"In what has become one of the greatest decceptions of our day"
Debatable. I would go with "Apple products are cool" and "It really looks bigger that way ", but ok, hippieism IS a decception. I) just love it how allmost none of them think it trough, just chanting what their leaders tell them,. without any mind of their own. Disgusting!
"The time is now to stand and resist"
Could not agree more, good narrator-chap. Tomorrow, I will rise, and kick the first Hippie I meet.
"Around the world, environmentalism has become a radical movement, something we call the green dragon."
OK, Now, I have to say something.
Hippies, and environmentalists are not deadly. They are, in fact, very non radical, and peacefull. The black block, the anarchists, the neo nazis, the TEA party, these are radical organisations and movements, but I hardly see the hippies as deadly as the rest of them. In fact, most hippies are remarkably peacefull.
"And it is.... Deadly"
deadly... Does being a hippie kill more then my sense of smell when I am forced to sit next to you?
"Deadly to human prosperity"
Well, Ok, I have to say, wrong. Hippies take the apples noone else wants, the broken wood stuff, incense, for petes sake, and sell it at 15 bucks a pound. I am telling you, there is money to be made in hippie behaviour, but they don't show it.
"Deadly to human life!"
Well, again, no. I have never heard of hippies killing anybody, except for manson, but that was just a singular case.
"Deadly to human freedom"
hell yea. I want to be free. I want to smoke whenever I want to smoke, drink whenever I want to drink, pray tpo trolldin whenever I feel the need and be disgustingly decadent and wastefull. And bugger of you hippies whpo keep telling me what I need to do! I am paying more taxes on my vices then you are! I am smoking, drinking and eating fast food toi support OUR state. When was the last time you payed a dime of taxes on "being high on life" or " free love"?
See, get lost, move to cuba or to russia, you damn beatnicked hippies with no shoes on!
"And deadly to the gospel of jesus christ"
Ok, that kind of took me by surprise. I mean, to be fair and all, I do not read the bible regularely, but I know that Jesus the man himself did not write any gospel.
THAT IS A FACT!
It was written down by his followers.
I mean, Honestly, I allways suspected that a LOT of jesus dudes were secret hippies, ever since that blasted musical "Jesus christ superstar" came out with its catchy tunes. I tell you, long haired, beat niuck, meek inherit the earth? he did say to give the king what was the kings, but he did also provoide free healthcare (Obamacare!), feed the hungry ( today he would probably issue foodstamps) and had a father who could not be verified ( Yes, of virgin birth). I mean, honestly talking, jesus was an unhealthy man who probably would be labeled clinically insane by todays standarts, but whatever.
I mean, he was ga good teacher, and diud make a few wonderfull points, if you can believe his followers.
"Make no mistake about it: environmentalism is no longer your friend. It is your enemy"
Damn straight! They will take my cheezeburger and my cigarette out of my cold dead hands!
"And the battle is not priomarily political or material, it is spiritual"
Again, what does environmentalism have to do with any spiritual reasoning? I mean, hippies, with their filthy mother godesses, and their pan and femininity, that is indecent and spiritual, but environmentalism....
"... I am allways on the alert to threats to the christian faith"
"And make no mistakes about it: environmentalism is exactly that: It is its own religion. "
OK, now it gets a bit difficult.
From Wikipedia:
Religion is a collection of cultural systems, belief systems, and worldviews that relate humanity to spirituality and, sometimes, to moral values.[1] Many religions have narratives, symbols, traditions and sacred histories that are intended to give meaning to life or to explain the origin of life or the universe. They tend to derive morality, ethics, religious laws or a preferred lifestyle from their ideas about the cosmos and human nature.
With that said, In my eyes, Environmentalism does have too little systematic to qualify. It does get its lifestyle from its idea about the cosmos, so I will give you that.
"And we need to be prepared, as christians, to rescue people from that cult"
LOL. Ok, first of, christianity , sorry, but this is troll rules. I know that there are some people, who have a sense of humor, who will let the troll rage, and then wander off.
There will be others who will rage back.
nevertheless, haters gotta hate, and trolls gotta troll, so, from this point on, if you are easily offended, please, stop reading.
Because I just let the troll out.
"Environmentalists have a long history of believing and promoting exaggerations and myths"
True. We all know how this retard in a suit used pictures of a reoccuring phenomena in a slideshow and then claimed it was evidence of global warming.
On the off side, I also know that christianity is based on believing and promoting exaggerations and myths. So, why cry about it?
Is someone better at your game, christianity? U mad?
"Environmental science simply does not have a good track record, not at all"
Well, considering the fact that the weatherman was wrong again today, I tend to agree.
But wait, do we have something called christian science in the back?
I mean, I have to admit it, I tend to disbelieve environmental science on the fact that I sometimes saw trhe opposite of what happened, but christian science? At least the weatherman can correctly predict that it will be cold in the winter.
"Their false assertions are based more on their own, morbid, pessimistic fears, not on any good science"
Ok, now it gets to the level of shooting fish in a barrel.
Yes, you are right, but christianity is still far ahead.
Christian science? Based not on science, but on interpretation of the bible. Bible? Interpretation of the teachings of the supposed son of god., who did not write them down himself.
So, yes, environmentalist science is based on fears, but christianity is based on insanity.
"Exaggerations, myths and outright lies are commonplace in the environmental movement"
True, but once again, christianity isn't allowed to even complain.
Why?
"NO MEAT ON FRIDAY!"
"UNLESS YOU GIVE MONEY!"
I could easily continue the list, but lets put it together:
Both environmentalists base their beliefs, if you can call it that, on their favored interpretation of stuff they once heard an other guy talk about. Chriustians have brought it to mastery / made4 it an art form, but environmentalists catch up fast.
"When we think about science, we think about the truth, yet in so called global warming science, we all have gotten a lot less then the truth, many times. "
IN CHRISTIAN SCIENCE; WE NEVER HAD A SINGLE INSTANCE OF TRUTH!
"And yet the policies that environmental groups and even these evangelical groups got behind were ones that would consign the poorest of people nof the world to grinding poverty, to disease, to premature death"
So, lets remember:
Hippies want to donate their filthy green struff to develloping countries, and thus get tax writeoffs?
EVUL!
Christians want to deny develloping countries their bgvasic freedom of belief in their native gods, want to just send help to those parts of the world where there is a church of their faith, and want to prohibit everything that does not fit within their worldview but would keep woman and men safe from STD'S?
Good?
let me put it in more clearer terms....
FORCE ALL PRIESTS AND NUNS TO WEAR CONDOMS AT ALL TIMES; HAND OUT FREE CONDOMS FOR EVERYBODY; AND SELL YOUR MATERIAL WEALTH TO GIVE THE REVENUE TO THE POOR;
THEN you are allowed to talk.
"Folks, this shouldn't happen, we need to stop the war on the poor"
I agree. Funny thing, the black gent is trhe only one that only says one sentence, keeps it short and precise, and makes sense. I allways knew you could trust black people to make sense.
"And scaring little children to archieve your political ends is reprehensible"
Well, when I was ten, I was told that if I would not sign up for the church, I would go to hell.
So, choke on my magnificent E-penis, you hypochrisy filled scumbags.
"As christians, we must actively trust god, and obey his word."
"So, when it comes to environmental stewardship, we must reject the false worldview, the faulty science, and the counterfit gospel that threatens to corrupt society, and the church"
"we must exorcise wise dominion over the magnificent planet God has entrusted to us"
eek. THAT is dangerous thinking.
I mean, honestly, I would have nothing against a planet just for christians, where everybody was brought that accepted jesus christ as his personal lord and savior, to live under a christian theocracy.
BUT, sadly, I am forced to share a planet with the rest of humanity. which, even more sadly, includes extrementalist christians.
Now, a quick message here.
I know most christians will have enough good humor to grin, or at least not feed the troll, but some will fail and rage against me. so, decent christians, stop reading, and enjoy your day.
Extremist hippies and christians, lets continue:
issue 1:
"Radical X is striving to put america and the world under its destructive controll. "
Hippies: Valid, because you are.
Christians: TEA Party, do I need to say more?
issue 2:
"The so called X is seducing your children in their classrooms and popular culture. "
Hippies: Valid. get them while they are young.
Christians: Valid, because you say in every other word how you want to include prayer in school and all of that good stuff.
Issue 3:
"Its political power now extends to the highest political levels"
Hippies and Christians are on equal footing on that one.
Issue 4: "And x's twisted view of the world elevates nature above the needs of Y, even the poorest and the most helpless. "
Christians win that one hands down. If I would have my right, as a nonchristian, to leave your religious education, go outside in the parking lot,. have a beer and smoke and relax heavily, I would not say a beep against it. BUT, extremist christians want to push their agenda even further.
issue 5:
"With millions falling prey to its spiritual decception..."
"Around the world, X has become a radical movement, something we call the Y."
Christians win that one hands down. I have yet to see the actual works of god, or jesus christ. What I see is good people doing things.
Issue 6:
"And it is.... Deadly"
"Deadly to human prosperity"
"Deadly to human life!"
"Deadly to human freedom"
"And deadly to the gospel of jesus christ"
Christians, why do I see you in front of that one?
First of all, lets recount how many deaths christianity did rack up, and lets only name a few instances:
- Crusades: Killing in the name of religion
- Witch Trials: Killing in the name of religion
- right to life'ers killing doctors: Killing in the name of religion.
let me reiterate that I do not think anything against jesus christ.
I just hate what the people that claim to follow him do.
I mean, seriuously, can you name one force of evil that caused more death, destruction and chaos in the world then christianity?
were it after me, I would enforce a strict policy that the biblke itself would be NC-17, and every extremist christian would be put on a terrorist watchlist.
because, and hear me out, these extremist christians seem to take a book of perfectly good teachings, pick out the arguments that suit their beliefs, and then use these to start shit like burning all infidels, or preaching that all nonchristians go to hell. Please, as if we would want to go where you are.
Issue 7:
"Make no mistake about it: environmentalism is no longer your friend. It is your enemy"
"And the battle is not priomarily political or material, it is spiritual"
"... I am allways on the alert to threats to the christian faith"
"And make no mistakes about it: environmentalism is exactly that: It is its own religion. "
Yes. See, that is just protecting their own turf.
So, you can't blame these supposed christians. After all, they amass wealth, molt idols, and spread hate and ignorance, how are they supposed to react if someone is better at the game that they invented?
Issue 8:
"And we need to be prepared, as christians, to rescue people from that cult"
"Environmentalists have a long history of believing and promoting exaggerations and myths"
"Environmental science simply does not have a good track record, not at all"
Yep. Christianity is winning, because it fullfills all the same criteria it is supposed to dislike. After all, it is a religion based on a crude mixture of mithras-cults, nature gods and godesses, and it teaches people more about obedience then critical thinking.
Also, the bible is not the word of god, or the son of god, as it supposedly was written after jesus was dead, by people who heard it from the original apostles. So, yeah, blaming people because they use a false basis is kind of hard when you have a false basis yourself.
Issue 9:
"Their false assertions are based more on their own, morbid, pessimistic fears, not on any good science"
"Exaggerations, myths and outright lies are commonplace in the environmental movement"
"When we think about science, we think about the truth, yet in so called global warming science, we all have gotten a lot less then the truth, many times. " So, let me put it simple:
That coming froim a group where the vatican concil decides what the core beliefs are, and where the only justification of that comes from petrus, a shifty fisherman who was most likely forging his credentials, whop said that jesus himself gave him the ok for that when no other guy was looking to make up whatever the hell he pleases, that is just weak.
All in all:
White people problems.
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