Montag, 21. Mai 2012

Fuck the Ameican Mustache Intstitute

So, a little while ago, I found this



And of course this:



Let me add a few "pointers" to the abovemade points.
My main point is that when you are young and barely out of your teens, the first hair should grow on your upper lip, thus making your mustache the first facial hair that you will be able to grow. So, being a symbolism of youth, the mustache has become a big part of american hipsterism culture.

Now, we all know it, but lets spell it out. Most females, with a little time on their hands, are able to grow a mustache.

Is that considered manly? Can a mustache still be considered manly for that reason?

Also, the notable number of people with a mustache who did great things....
Yea,. let me question that.

See, mostly, the mustache is a fashion phenomenon. Most people who did have a mustache had so because it was the fashion of their times. The few who didn't had a great time making it the fashion of their times.

Now, when considering that, lets look at natural beards, worn from the dawn of time whenever people were old and wise enough to "opt out" of the shaving scene.
We have beards in egypt, babylon, and even in greece.
everytime it was that a man became sophisticated enough that he gave a rats ass about fashion, he just opted out, and became a full beard warrior.

So, while I find it commendable that mustaches brought back the images of the bearded man in modern times, and served as a brave step in the right direction:

Come back when you are man enough to grow real facial hair.

Samstag, 12. Mai 2012

So, as of today, a little storytime.
Light your pipe, have a scotch, and enjoy.

I bought myself a bike.
Not that I dislike walking. But sometimes, you just want to get places quicker.

Nice modell, I have to admit that. I waited for ever though.
In the US, they had that modell for a year.

They didn't in germany.
And Importing would have been illegal. believe me, I checked.
Last month, I was able to get it for free for a few days, by visiting our local station, where they were parked up front, just ready for the taking, and to make a short ride.
Me gusta.

But at the end of the week, men in black suits arrived, and took all of the bikes. Because, the company did not want to loan them out for ever, they said.

I have to admit, that I was tempted. In the Backyards of the hood, there were people with that kind of bike, and they said that they would just give you a bike, for free.
I was not sure on that offer, and quickly walked on. After all, I am a law abiding citizen, and do not trust people who claim that stuff is free.

However, that is all irrelevant now.
My bikle is there, and it looks beautifull. However, now that I have it, I notice a few things.

Like, the big stickers on the wheels. Please, do not steal or copy the design of this bike. As a german, I am a bit confused.
Why should I steal that? After all, I payed good money for it.
And copy a bike? I mean, all jokes aside, I am not that talented. I am barely able to open a soda without hurting myself.
All in all, why should I? I mean, I bought it fair and square, so I will enjoy the hell out of it. But the sticker right on the saddle is not good quality, and when I sweat a bit, you can read the sticker from my pants. Not that I dislike people looking at my crotch, but it just feels wrong.

And the thing about the bike is only marginally inconvenient.
Before driving off for the first time, I have to call the manufacturer, and let him know in which three parts of the city I want to use the bike. Sound pretty strange, but it is actually more convenient that way. I mean, I don't really speak turkish, or chinese, so I don't have to look around the chinese quarters that much.
And if I would want to do that,. I would have to get a second bike, and register it for the foreign quarters. Even if I just drive there once a month to get chinese lessons, and eat some noodles.
I mean, if I drive into an unregistered part of the city, the bike locks down, and I have to call the manufacturer and excuse myself. Usually, they ask a lot of money to unlock the bike for me.
That ius just unfair, in my opinion, but well, I can understand it, at least a bit.

After all, the people buying the chinese version of the bike don't generally have that much money, and so the company does sell the bikes that are locked to only be driven in chinatown at a much cheaper rate. So, while I would love to get the cheap chinatown rate on my bike, I do not want the normal population of chinatown to suffer.
I tried calling the manufacturer last week, to ask if I could register my bike to drive to little italy< for shopping, to germantown to meet my mother, to the inner city to go to work and meet english speaking people and to little italy to meet with my current Girlfriend.
The guy on the other end just sighed, and told me that in my case, it was not possible to register the bike in all areas, and if I would consider purchasing a second or third bike for using it in the other sectors?
I did not want to give him any trouble, so I declined, and told him that I would walk then. He just continued to laugh like a hyena and make rude assumptions about my monetary status.

Well, there is also the thing with the body mass index. See, loaning the bike to my friends / my sister / my GF is not allowed. If I want to do that, I have to purchase second bikes for them at full price.
to prevent that, the saddle has tiny spikes, which poke into my bottom, and then send a soft electric current through. barely notable, but it results in my resistance number, measuring the fat percentage and the water percentage of my bum in the process. The problem is, I have to register a specific number. If I moove too much, I get below the number, if I moove to little, I get above.
If the actual resistance value does not fit within 1 % diviation, then the bike just locks up, and starts ringing its bell endlessly.
Holy guackamole, I have to watch what I consume now, or else my bike will not recognise me. As I have tried to call the manufacrturer and ask for a less secured bike, they told me that I was just a thief, who complained that their protection was too good, and that they would not change anything at all.

The other day, I wanted to give it a paintjob. Black, like the ammount of hate in my heart. but in the supermarket, they just laughed as I told them what I wanted to do.
"Have you asked the manufacturer? It says here you can only use his approved paints, or else the warranty is lost"
As if I hadn't noticed. The original manufacturer approved color is roughly 4 times the price of the standart no name color. I can't pay that.
"Well, then leave the bike like it is. besides, the manufacturer will have put some thought in it why he made it pink"
Most likely, the color change would be illegal too.


What I also like is that my city recently implemented new bikeways, besides the roads.
I was happy as a bug for a while, untill the new rumors started coming up.
"Well, the new bikeways will not be compatible with your bike. The tires are too small. they will just fall between the bumps, and get stuck. "
I asked a techie friend of mine, and got an answer I did not like. I would have to buy the next generation bike, that looks exactly like this generations bike, except with bigger tires. 
And just unmounting the normal tires, and then building in bigger ones?
Not possible. The forks of the bike were of highly breakable specialist glass, which made it so that buying a new fork from any material remotely the same quality as the old one would be three times the price of buying a new next generation bike.
I often thought about buying a no name bike, but the one I have now just looks that pretty, and the hype around them is not as massive.
But on the upside, the next generation bike will have slightly bigger wheels, with a sealed chain case. So the last part that could break will be safely stored away, for increased safety.
Also, now each time the bike breaks I have to buy a new one.

They also started to put up little electronic stations at my way to work. to controll who sits on what bike. I found that a bit disrespectfull, but complied. After all, I told myself, that is only to keep our bikes safe, and to prevent theft. The interesting part came as I was out of sight of the houses, leaving the city for a drive in the countryside. Apparently, the manufacturer had refused to pay for controlling stations in the countryside, so as soon as my bike was out of sight of the controlling house, it locked up the front wheel, planting me firmly face down in a bush of nettles. I had it good, compared to the day when misty weather blocked the view of the sensors of the little controlling stations. 400 people had the same fate as me, but in the city, where there is not much soft earth around to break your fall.
The manufacturing company just said that they were sorr<y, and instead of contributing to the hospital bills many people had, or to the time off of work, they simply offered everyone a free bell for their bike. There were protests at first, but it was quickly stifled. if you don't like it, or are too poor or too soft to drive the bike, please cry for yourself.
Nobody likey being called a crybaby, so people toughened up.

Oh, and last week, the manufacturer sued my friend Bill.
His Problem? His bike was stolen, and since the company could now hardly sell the same bike to the thief, even though he was unknown, they argued that they had missed a sale, which was as bad as stealing.  So, since he supplied his details, and the thief didn't, bill is now being sued for stealing and distribution of a free bike.
He should have been more carefull.
Like me. I walk a lot more on foot now. Watching all the people on bikes has become a lot of fun.

I wanted to give my bike away, for free, as a gift to my little sister.
I asked the manufacturer if I was allowed to, and was told that it would mean that they were unable to sell the  bike, thus, it would be like stealing from them. I wouldn't steal, would I?

I don't steal.

I now spend a lot more time in the backyards of the hood, sitting with a few friends, and building my own bikes from scratch. I will continue doing that till I die.
If they come, I am prepared....

Montag, 7. Mai 2012

If my life is ever made into a movie

I want Nicholas Cage to direct my freakouts.

He is one of my favorite freakout actors.

Want proof that he is a gentleman and a hater supreme?



Look at that, and tell me that he is not a hater without equal.

Also, awesome how he can just turn his psychotic level up to 10.000




U LIEK NICOLAS CAGE? DON'T YOU SAY...

Sonntag, 6. Mai 2012

The green Dragon, or, How environmentalism is a dangerous cult.

Today, I stumbled upon a nice piece that seems deserving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1naH2A7GU


So, let me get my Analysis pants on.

First of all, I could not agree more with the base message.

HIPPIES ARE EVIL!

That is right, I said it. Hippies are not as evil as true haters, and may never rise to that sphere, but damn me, they are evil and annoying.
They pester me all the time, and want me to change.

But wait. Is that my troll sense tingling?

Lets look at that video again, and the arguments in it.

"Radical environmentalism is striving to put america and the world under its destructive controll.  "

That at least seems true. I mean, I see how every damn political argument is influenced by environmental issues, and I just can't take it anymore. I mean, seriously, why the hell?
I agree that we need a nice place to live, and that flowers and grass are essential to living, but it stops right there.
I am allergic against the damn stuff, thats right, multiple heavy allergies against all types of pollen. So, I have the right to hate nature, with a vengance, because mother nature has me bent over a barrel, and is pounding my rectum every time the sun so much as shines, and these icky flowers release their pollen.

"The so called green dragon is seducing your children in their classrooms and popular culture. "

I cou.... Wait a Minute, Green Dragon?
how high do you have to be that you call it by a foreign name?
I mean, I call them hippies, flower-fuckers, evil Beatnicks, longhaired babboons, and filthy people, who want to spread love and forgiveness as if anyone would want to touch their STD ridden bodies...
But back to the wording.
Yes, it seduces our children in classrooms and popular culture.
It sickens me every time I have to watch " a dangerous truth", or an other presentation with power point on how I have to save the universe.

I would not call it seduction.
Seduction is when something attractive comes along, and convinces me to follow it.
Hippies basically drone onb and on about the same thing, repeating endlessly how I am evil ( well, thank you) and how I need to be put down, and if I could please stop smoking and flicking my ashes at their babies.
I would call it rape of the mind, repeatedly, untill you either have to agree and find pleasure with the idea, or are a hater, like me. I have many a friend who became a hater after too much hippie propaganda, so it pains me little to say, yes, you evil buggers, you with the long hairs and the birkenstock, get a haircut and thank you for turning people over to my cause.

"Its political power now extends to the highest political levels"

RIGHT! It has to stop that even when I want to watch helmut schmidt drink himself to stupor, there is nothing more important then the mechanical indoctrination of some higher level hippie preaching about his cause

"And its twisted view of the world elevates nature above the needs of people, even the poorest and the most helpless. "
Well, a bit harsh, but I feel you. I meanh, I get that only under capitalism, people are allowed to farm and plant tobacco, which can then be rolled, shipped and brought to germany where I can buy it off of little vietnamese men named mister Lu.
I mean, I am paying taxes on tobacco, I fund an entire supply chain of people, I spend money so that thousands of people have a job, some of them in the poorest areas of the world.

"With millions falling prey to its spiritual decception..."
Well, again, I would not call it spiritual. It is more a physical decception. They drone on and on about how smoking is bad for you, how you can't buy deo because it has greenhouse gasses, how you should nopt wear polyester, untill you simply comply with them to stop the nagging. And before you know it, you have your hopes up that a nice woman you met at one of their camps would be a good girlfriend, and to impress her, you drone and nagg extra hard, just to please her.
I would not call it spiritual, I would call it physical decception. 

"In what has become one of the greatest decceptions of our day"

Debatable. I would go with "Apple products are cool" and "It really looks bigger that way ", but ok, hippieism IS a decception. I) just love it how allmost none of them think it trough, just chanting what their leaders tell them,. without any mind of their own. Disgusting!

"The time is now to stand and resist"

Could not agree more, good narrator-chap. Tomorrow, I will rise, and kick the first Hippie I meet.

"Around the world, environmentalism has become a radical movement, something we call the green dragon."

OK, Now, I have to say something.
Hippies, and environmentalists are not deadly. They are, in fact, very non radical, and peacefull. The black block, the anarchists, the neo nazis, the TEA party, these are radical organisations and movements, but I hardly see the hippies as deadly as the rest of them. In fact, most hippies are remarkably peacefull.

"And it is.... Deadly"

deadly... Does being a hippie kill more then my sense of smell when I am forced to sit next to you?

"Deadly to human prosperity"

Well, Ok, I have to say, wrong. Hippies take the apples noone else wants, the broken wood stuff, incense, for petes sake, and sell it at 15 bucks a pound. I am telling you, there is money to be made in hippie behaviour, but they don't show it.

"Deadly to human life!"

Well, again, no. I have never heard of hippies killing anybody, except for manson, but that was just a singular case.

"Deadly to human freedom"

hell yea. I want to be free. I want to smoke whenever I want to smoke, drink whenever I want to drink, pray tpo trolldin whenever I feel the need and be disgustingly decadent and wastefull. And bugger of you hippies whpo keep telling me what I need to do! I am paying more taxes on my vices then you are! I am smoking, drinking and eating fast food toi support OUR state. When was the last time you payed a dime of taxes on "being high on life" or " free love"?
See, get lost, move to cuba or to russia, you damn beatnicked hippies with no shoes on!

"And deadly to the gospel of jesus christ"

Ok, that kind of took me by surprise. I mean, to be fair and all, I do not read the bible regularely, but I know that Jesus the man himself did not write any gospel.
THAT IS A FACT!
It was written down by his followers.

I mean, Honestly, I allways suspected that a LOT of jesus dudes were secret hippies, ever since that blasted musical "Jesus christ superstar" came out with its catchy tunes. I tell you, long haired, beat niuck, meek inherit the earth? he did say to give the king what was the kings, but he did also provoide free healthcare (Obamacare!), feed the hungry ( today he would probably issue foodstamps) and had a father who could not be verified ( Yes, of virgin birth). I mean, honestly talking, jesus was an unhealthy man who probably would be labeled clinically insane by todays standarts, but whatever.
I mean, he was ga good teacher, and diud make a few wonderfull points, if you can believe his followers.

"Make no mistake about it: environmentalism is no longer your friend. It is your enemy"

Damn straight! They will take my cheezeburger and my cigarette out of my cold dead hands!

"And the battle is not priomarily political or material, it is spiritual"

Again, what does environmentalism have to do with any spiritual reasoning? I mean, hippies, with their filthy mother godesses, and their pan and femininity, that is indecent and spiritual, but environmentalism....

"... I am allways on the alert to threats to the christian faith"

"And make no mistakes about it: environmentalism is exactly that: It is its own religion. "

OK, now it gets a bit difficult.
From Wikipedia:
Religion is a collection of cultural systems, belief systems, and worldviews that relate humanity to spirituality and, sometimes, to moral values.[1] Many religions have narratives, symbols, traditions and sacred histories that are intended to give meaning to life or to explain the origin of life or the universe. They tend to derive morality, ethics, religious laws or a preferred lifestyle from their ideas about the cosmos and human nature.

With that said, In my eyes, Environmentalism does have too little systematic to qualify. It does get its lifestyle from its idea about the cosmos, so I will give you that. 

"And we need to be prepared, as christians, to rescue people from that cult"

LOL. Ok, first of, christianity , sorry, but this is troll rules. I know that there are some people, who have a sense of humor, who will let the troll rage, and then wander off.
There will be others who will rage back.

nevertheless, haters gotta hate, and trolls gotta troll, so, from this point on, if you are easily offended, please, stop reading.
Because I just let the troll out.

"Environmentalists have a long history of believing and promoting exaggerations and myths"

True.  We all know how this retard in a suit used pictures of a reoccuring phenomena in a slideshow and then claimed it was evidence of global warming.
On the off side, I also know that christianity is based on believing and promoting exaggerations and myths. So, why cry about it?

Is someone better at your game, christianity? U mad?

"Environmental science simply does not have a good track record, not at all"

Well, considering the fact that the weatherman was wrong again today, I tend to agree.
But wait, do we have something called christian science in the back?
I mean, I have to admit it, I tend to disbelieve environmental science on the fact that I sometimes saw trhe opposite of what happened, but christian science? At least the weatherman can correctly predict that it will be cold in the winter.

"Their false assertions are based more on their own, morbid, pessimistic fears, not on any good science"
Ok, now it gets to the level of shooting fish in a barrel.
Yes, you are right, but christianity is still far ahead.
Christian science? Based not on science, but on interpretation of the bible. Bible? Interpretation of the teachings of the supposed son of god., who did not write them down himself.
So, yes, environmentalist science is based on fears, but christianity is based on insanity.

"Exaggerations, myths and outright lies are commonplace in the environmental movement"

True, but once again, christianity isn't allowed to even complain.
Why?
"NO MEAT ON FRIDAY!"
"UNLESS YOU GIVE MONEY!"
I could easily continue the list, but lets put it together:
Both environmentalists base their beliefs, if you can call it that, on their favored interpretation of stuff they once heard an other guy talk about. Chriustians have brought it to mastery / made4 it an art form, but environmentalists catch up fast.

"When we think about science, we think about the truth, yet in so called global warming science, we all have gotten a lot less then the truth, many times. "

IN CHRISTIAN SCIENCE; WE NEVER HAD A SINGLE INSTANCE OF TRUTH!

"And yet the policies that environmental groups and even these evangelical groups got behind were ones that would consign the poorest of people nof the world to grinding poverty, to disease, to premature death"

So, lets remember:
Hippies want to donate their filthy green struff to develloping countries, and thus get tax writeoffs?
EVUL!
Christians want to deny develloping countries their bgvasic freedom of belief in their native gods, want to just send help to those parts of the world where there is a church of their faith, and want to prohibit everything that does not fit within their worldview but would keep woman and men safe from STD'S?
Good?

let me put it in more clearer terms....
FORCE ALL PRIESTS AND NUNS TO WEAR CONDOMS AT ALL TIMES; HAND OUT FREE CONDOMS FOR EVERYBODY; AND SELL YOUR MATERIAL WEALTH TO GIVE THE REVENUE TO THE POOR;
THEN you are allowed to talk.

"Folks, this shouldn't happen, we need to stop the war on the poor"

I agree. Funny thing, the black gent is trhe only one that only says one sentence, keeps it short and precise, and makes sense. I allways knew you could trust black people to make sense. 

"And scaring little children to archieve your political ends is reprehensible"

Well, when I was ten, I was told that if I would not sign up for the church, I would go to hell.
So, choke on my magnificent E-penis, you hypochrisy filled scumbags.

"As christians, we must actively trust god, and obey his word."

"So, when it comes to environmental stewardship, we must reject the false worldview, the faulty science, and the counterfit gospel that threatens to corrupt society, and the church"

"we must exorcise wise dominion over the magnificent planet God has entrusted to us"

eek. THAT is dangerous thinking.

I mean, honestly, I would have nothing against a planet just for christians, where everybody was brought that accepted jesus christ as his personal lord and savior, to live under a christian theocracy.

 BUT, sadly, I am forced to share a planet with the rest of humanity. which, even more sadly, includes extrementalist christians.

Now, a quick message here.

I know most christians will have enough good humor to grin, or at least not feed the troll, but some will fail and rage against me. so, decent christians, stop reading, and enjoy your day.


Extremist hippies and christians, lets continue:

issue 1:
"Radical X is striving to put america and the world under its destructive controll.  "

Hippies: Valid, because you are.
Christians: TEA Party, do I need to say more?

 issue 2:
"The so called X is seducing your children in their classrooms and popular culture. "
Hippies: Valid. get them while they are young.
Christians: Valid, because you say in every other word how you want to include prayer in school and all of that good stuff.


Issue 3:
"Its political power now extends to the highest political levels"
 Hippies and Christians are on equal footing on that one.

 Issue 4: "And x's twisted view of the world elevates nature above the needs of Y, even the poorest and the most helpless. "

 Christians win that one hands down. If I would have my right, as a nonchristian, to leave your religious education, go outside in the parking lot,. have a beer and smoke and relax heavily, I would not say a beep against it. BUT, extremist christians want to push their agenda even further.


issue 5:
"With millions falling prey to its spiritual decception..."

"Around the world, X has become a radical movement, something we call the Y."

Christians win that one hands down. I have yet to see the actual works of god, or jesus christ. What I see is good people doing things.

Issue 6:

"And it is.... Deadly"
"Deadly to human prosperity"
"Deadly to human life!"
"Deadly to human freedom"
"And deadly to the gospel of jesus christ"

Christians, why do I see you in front of that one?
First of all, lets recount how many deaths christianity did rack up, and lets only name a few instances:
- Crusades: Killing in the name of religion
- Witch Trials: Killing in the name of religion
- right to life'ers killing doctors: Killing in the name of religion.


let me reiterate that I do not think anything against jesus christ.
I just hate what the people that claim to follow him do.
I mean, seriuously, can you name one force of evil that caused more death, destruction and chaos in the world then christianity?


were it after me, I would enforce a strict policy that the biblke itself would be NC-17, and every extremist christian would be put on a terrorist watchlist.
because, and hear me out, these extremist christians seem to take a book of perfectly good teachings, pick out the arguments that suit their beliefs, and then use these to start shit like burning all infidels, or preaching that all nonchristians go to hell. Please, as if we would want to go where you are.


Issue 7:

"Make no mistake about it: environmentalism is no longer your friend. It is your enemy"
"And the battle is not priomarily political or material, it is spiritual"
"... I am allways on the alert to threats to the christian faith"
"And make no mistakes about it: environmentalism is exactly that: It is its own religion. "

Yes. See, that is just protecting their own turf.
So, you can't blame these supposed christians. After all, they amass wealth, molt idols, and spread hate and ignorance, how are they supposed to react if someone is better at the game that they invented?


Issue 8:

"And we need to be prepared, as christians, to rescue people from that cult"
"Environmentalists have a long history of believing and promoting exaggerations and myths"
"Environmental science simply does not have a good track record, not at all"

Yep. Christianity is winning, because it fullfills all the same criteria it is supposed to dislike. After all, it is a religion based on a crude mixture of mithras-cults, nature gods and godesses, and it teaches people more about obedience then critical thinking.
Also, the bible is not the word of god, or the son of god, as it supposedly was written after jesus was dead, by people who heard it from the original apostles. So, yeah, blaming people because they use a false basis is kind of hard when you have a false basis yourself. 


Issue 9:
"Their false assertions are based more on their own, morbid, pessimistic fears, not on any good science"
"Exaggerations, myths and outright lies are commonplace in the environmental movement"
"When we think about science, we think about the truth, yet in so called global warming science, we all have gotten a lot less then the truth, many times. " So, let me put it simple:
 That coming froim a group where the vatican concil decides what the core beliefs are, and where the only justification of that comes from petrus, a shifty fisherman who was most likely forging his credentials, whop said that jesus himself gave him the ok for that when no other guy was looking to make up whatever the hell he pleases, that is just weak.

All in all:

White people problems.

How to deal with sub par haters

Without words, this is how you deal with inexperienced trolls.

That is just hatefodder waiting to happen. 
 I mean, the best thing about that is that this just took him one punch, one measly punch...

 THAT is how gentlemen deal with things.

Also, notice howhoodie guy is DOWN AND OUT before the cop can even step in.

Firasat Imran, the man who wants to forbid the koran

Well well well, what have we here?

http://www.unzensuriert.at/content/008144-Spanien-Verfassungskommission-prueft-Koran-Verbot reports, in german, that Firasat Imran wants to censor the koran.

A bit more openly, he has entered a motion that is currently being discussed by the spanish congress.

His reasoning, according to http://www.minutodigital.com/2012/04/24/la-comision-constitucional-del-congreso-estudiara-la-peticion-de-imran-firasat-de-prohibir-el-coran-en-espana/ , is as follows:

And remember, we want to be reasonable trolls, so we will compare it to christianity, the de facto standart in religious things:
  1. El Corán no es un libro sagrado y religioso sino un libro violento, lleno de odio y discriminación.
 Translated:

"The Koran is no holy or religious book, but a book that preaches violence, hatred and discrimination. "

Well, the first argumend ends it. Lets take it piece by piece.

- The Koran is no holy or religious book.

WRONG!

Lets go to wikepedia, and look up what it says there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quran

"The Quran (English pronunciation: /kɒˈrɑːn/ kor-AHN; Arabic: القرآنal-qurʾān, IPA: [qurˈʔaːn],[variations] literally meaning "the recitation"), also transliterated Qur'an, Koran, Al-Coran, Coran, Kuran, and Al-Qur'an, is the central religious text of Islam, which Muslims consider the verbatim word of God[1] (Arabic: الله‎, Allah). It is regarded widely as the finest piece of literature in the Arabic language.[2][3][4][5][6]"

Lets see:
with that simple piece alone, it is proven that it is a religious text.

Holy? According to muslims, yes. The verbatim word of god, remember? I mean, I tend to distrust the claim, but in my eyes, it is as valid as the christian claim that jesus lived, and the bible is the word of god.

Remember, I am but a very confused young man, so if you want to correct me, please do.

So, it is Holy and religious, but what about the rest?

Calls to violence, hatred and discrimination?

Lets see what we find in the bible (with a little help from our friends at NPR (  http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124494788 ) )...

 "
Defense Vs. Total Annihilation
"Much to my surprise, the Islamic scriptures in the Quran were actually far less bloody and less violent than those in the Bible," Jenkins says.
Jenkins is a professor at Penn State University and author of two books dealing with the issue: the recently published Jesus Wars, and Dark Passages , which has not been published but is already drawing controversy.
Violence in the Quran, he and others say, is largely a defense against attack.
"By the standards of the time, which is the 7th century A.D., the laws of war that are laid down by the Quran are actually reasonably humane," he says. "Then we turn to the Bible, and we actually find something that is for many people a real surprise. There is a specific kind of warfare laid down in the Bible which we can only call genocide."
It is called herem, and it means total annihilation. Consider the Book of 1 Samuel, when God instructs King Saul to attack the Amalekites: "And utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them," God says through the prophet Samuel. "But kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."
When Saul failed to do that, God took away his kingdom.
"In other words," Jenkins says, "Saul has committed a dreadful sin by failing to complete genocide. And that passage echoes through Christian history. It is often used, for example, in American stories of the confrontation with Indians — not just is it legitimate to kill Indians, but you are violating God's law if you do not."
"

Lets see....  To be brutally honest, I dislike both the same way, but I have to say that the bible is a bit more harsh. So, Violence is a given.

As for hatred, lets see what the bible says ( with help from http://www.openbible.info/topics/hatred ) :

"

Proverbs 10:12 ESV / 32 helpful votes

Hatred stirs up strife, but love covers all offenses.
"

Nice one... Perfect and well. 

"

Galatians 5:19-21 ESV / 23 helpful votes

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
"

Well, it looks like I will not inherit the kingdom of God, but that is a ok with me. 

"

John 15:18 ESV / 22 helpful votes

“If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you.

1 John 2:11 ESV / 18 helpful votes

But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks in the darkness, and does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded his eyes.
"
OK, now that is the best thing I have yet to read. That makes it truthfully peacefull, and is a good quote. You can trustr people named John to say such things, you know? If you know a person named John,  give him a hug from me, because he made me just vomit rainbows.
But wait.... why is my troll sense tingling?
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Psalm 139:21 ESV / 9 helpful votes

Do I not hate those who hate you, O Lord? And do I not loathe those who rise up against you?
"
Oh ma gawd, it starts!

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Proverbs 20:22 ESV / 4 helpful votes

Do not say, “I will repay evil”; wait for the Lord, and he will deliver you.

Proverbs 10:18 ESV / 4 helpful votes

The one who conceals hatred has lying lips, and whoever utters slander is a fool.
"

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1 John 4:20 ESV / 76 helpful votes

If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
"
OK, ok, I get it.
Christianity is kind of peacefull, and not into the whole hatred stick.

Except that christians are.

Well, a final quote on that: ( http://kingjbible.com/exodus/22.htm )
"
16And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. 17If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.
18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
19Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
20He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
21Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. 22Ye shall not afflict any widow, or fatherless child. 23If thou afflict them in any wise, and they cry at all unto me, I will surely hear their cry; 24And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.
25If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury. 26If thou at all take thy neighbour's raiment to pledge, thou shalt deliver it unto him by that the sun goeth down: 27For that is his covering only, it is his raiment for his skin: wherein shall he sleep? and it shall come to pass, when he crieth unto me, that I will hear; for I am gracious.
28Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people.
"

Have a coke on that one.

In total:

The qu'ran seems more open on hatred then the bible. But only becauise they have no John.
Also, christians need to remember the bits about loving your brother.  Especially when they cuss out Obama!

2. El Corán es un libro horrible que provoca a una comunidad que se llama musulmanes a hacer la yihad y matar a gente inocente y destruir la paz del mundo.


The qu'ran is a horrible and violent book, that  calls for the muslims to lead a djihad, kill innocent people, and disturb the world piece.

Well.....
To be brutally honest, yes, the qu'ran does call for that.
BUT
Does the bible do so as well?

Lets see a few quotes: (  http://www.crusades-encyclopedia.com/quotes.html  )

"
Now put this down in your notebook, because it will be on the test: The crusades were in every way a defensive war. They were the West's belated response to the Muslim conquest of fully two-thirds of the Christian world.

Dr.
Thomas Madden, In Crusades Propaganda:The Abuse of Christianity's Holy Wars, National Review Online, Novemeber 2, 2001
"
 Allright, seems reasonable.

"The first point to be made in defense of the Crusades is that they were initially a response to Islamic aggression. Islam, from its inception, had espoused the use of force. Where Jesus had died for his beliefs, the Prophet Mohammed had wielded a sword. Though Christianity was later to be exploited for political ends, the Christian religion as such had, in the first three centuries of its existence, spread peacefully--thriving, in fact, on the blood of its martyrs. I say this not to score a point in favor of Christianity but to emphasize an historical truth: The spread of Islam from the Arabian peninsula to southwestern France in the eighth century; and to the gates of Vienna in the seventeenth, came as a result of conquest by Islamic armies.
Piers Paul Read In Hooray for the Crusades! Woman's Quarterly, Spring 2002"

Not bad, not bad.... Told you, organmized religion is kind of freaky, and evil. 

"Nine hundred years ago, our forefathers carried the name of Jesus Christ in battle across the Middle East. Fueled by fear, greed and hatred, they betrayed the name of Christ by conducting themselves in a manner contrary to His wishes and character. The Crusaders lifted the banner of the Cross above your people. By this act they corrupted its true meaning of reconciliation, forgiveness and selfless love. On the anniversary of the First Crusade we also carry the name of Christ. We wish to retrace the footsteps of the Crusaders in apology for their deeds and in demonstration of the true meaning of the Cross. We deeply regret the atrocities committed in the name of Christ by our predecessors. We renounce greed, hatred and fear, and condemn all violence done in the name of Jesus Christ.

Where they were motivated by hatred and prejudice, we offer love and brotherhood. Jesus the Messiah came to give life. Forgive us for allowing His name to be associated with death. Please accept again the true meaning of the Messiah's words: 'The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because He has anointed me to bring good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim release to the captives and recovery of sight to the blind, to let the oppressed go free, to proclaim the year of the Lord's favor.'

Text of an Apology for the Crusades- The Reconciliation Walk Movement, 1998-1999
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HRM......

"Pope John Paul II decided to return the bones of the two most revered saints in the Orthodox Church, ‘St. John Chrysostomos and St. Gregoriou of Nazianzus’, to Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I. This gesture of conciliation annoyed me. The theft was in 1204, when Constintinople was sacked by the crusaders. The crusaders were ‘sent’ by the Holy Roman Emperors (neither holy, nor Roman, nor emperors (Bryce’s words)), with the Vatican’s blessings, to ‘rescue’ the holy places from the conquering Islamic hordes. In reality, the third crusade was a front to sack and destroy Constantinople, the center of Greek Orthodoxy, to weaken it, to guarantee the preeminence of the Papacy. This ‘sacking’ was one of those events leading to the fall of Constantinople in 1453.

Dr. George Gregoriou
Gesture of Conciliation or the Kiss of Judas? Greek News December 13, 2003"


""The word "Crusade" now has a noble connotation. It is used to describe a brave struggle for a righteous cause. The actual history of the great Crusades in the East belies that interpretation. The Crusaders did indeed believe that they were carrying out God's will; but they were characterized by ignorance, intolerance and savagery. They set out to save Christendom; but to the Christians of the East they brought nothing but disaster. It can be said that Byzantium profited by the First Crusade, which did indeed help the Emperor to recover much of Anatolia more quickly than he could have managed alone. It is possible, too, to maintain that the existence of the Crusader states in the East served to divert Muslim attention from Constantinople. But the Second and Third Crusades did nothing for Byzantium except to create embarrassment and ill-will; and the Fourth Crusade dealt the Empire a wound from which full recovery was impossible. It is true that there were in fact no further Crusades specifically directed against the Greeks, the Sicilian Vespers having prevented what was planned to be a replica of the Fourth Crusade. Even though men from the West who fought against the Orthodox were promised by their religious authorities the same spiritual benefits as were ordained for those that fought against the infidel, in Greece itself relations between the lords of the Francocratia and their Greek neighbours were not always bad. There was social intercourse; there was often intermarriage. But in the background there was always the animosity created and encouraged by the religious authorities, an animosity felt especially by newcomers from the West, an animosity that was part of what the later Crusading spirit had become. All that is why, to me, "Crusade" is a dirty word.

Steven Runciman,
Greece and the Later Crusades From the New Griffon, A Gennadius Library Publication, American School of Classical Studies at Athens. Editor: Haris A. Kalligas, Director, Gennadius Library. Produced & Distrbuted by Potamos Publishers & Booksellers, Athens 2002."

YES!

"Many Muslims, for instance, still reckon that the crusades initiated centuries of European aggression and exploitation. Some Catholics want the pope to apologise to the world for them. Liberals of all stripes see the crusades as examples of bigotry and fanaticism. Almost all these opinions are, however, based on fallacies. The denigrators of the crusades stress their brutality and savagery, which cannot be denied; but they offer no explanation other than the stupidity, barbarism and intolerance of the crusaders, on whom it has become conventional to lay most blame. Yet the original justification for crusading was Muslim aggression; and in terms of atrocities, the two sides' scores were about even.

Jonathan Riley-Smith In
Religious Warriors: Reinterpreting the Crusades- The Economist, December 23, 1995"

VALID!!!

So, in total, christianity did have a long rapsheet of barbarism, religious wars, and intolerant behavior. The bible does not call for all heathens to be killed, but the people in the church often do so. Plus, there is a couple of lines, like "You shall not suffer a witch to live" that do not only promote the killing of infidels, but also the killing of your own people.

so, just as a short note, let me say the following:

If the Qu'ran gets banned, I want a BAN on the bible too, unless the christian right can come up with 10 reason why the qu'ran should be banned that can not be used on extremist christians who kill murder and maim in the name of GOD.

Donnerstag, 26. April 2012

Deniz K or, how unlawfull is self defense?

Link for all those who like to read in german: Indymedia article

For all of those who are just here to look for something to hate, here is my story.

as few know, I was on a demonstration in my home town of Nuremberg lately. Beautifull , a bit loud, and disorganised.

I admit it, i was only there for the leering on scantly clad female activists, but whatever.

So, the demonstration is kept away from the inner city. Strange, because the theme of the demonstration was, „Nazistrukturen bekämpfen, Verfassungschutz abschaffen, Antifa in die Offensive!“, which roughly translates to "Battle national socialist structures, abolish the constituitional protection agency( roughly translated, the same as the secret service in britan), and Antifascists go in the offensive.

Not something that is disagreeable....

No, what is disagreeable, is that it was reccently revealed that the very same agency, who was originally created to protect us from the communist threat, has deccided to get creative, and fund their own threat. Yes, it's right, apparently the Verfassungs schu8tz, a secret service of the interior, has funded people, who used that money to build an organisation which is now classified as terrorist.

Clever, huh? Well, it gets better.

Also, despite the appearance, the very same secret service was at its begfinning so full of the very same people that the US could get who were against Commies:
Yes, right, it was full of nazis.

SWo, the situation as the demonstration saw it?
An organisation full of old nazis, who were founded to fight communist takeovers, funds nazis that fund an orgtanisation that kills in  terrorist acts several immigrants. The nazis were also the ones who had to find out who did the murders originally, and all they could come up with was " other immigrants". Sounds convincing, amirite?

Now, the city, on close advice of the police and that very same organisation, keeps a close eye on leftists.
I have to say, I am not really against it, because I hate commies too, but I mean, really close eye.
Like, dropping kinowledge of police documents in the hands of Nazis, using Nazi ressources to identify leftists, and worst of all, arresting leftists for all the wrong reasons. Like, writing with chalk on a sidewalk.

Oh, and they managed to not drop a hint on a case a few years back, where a known nazi allmost killed a leftist a few days before the first of may demonstrations.

So, understandably, the people were agitated.

Wait, it gets better.

Now, the police around here are not shy in any way form or shape to get as militant as they come.
So, when the leftists take a demonstration, the police shows up in full riot gear.

With that in mind, here is the rest of what happened.

the city disagreed to lket the demonstration through the inner city, citing a demonstration of animal rights activists as a cause.
Valid, because the leftists are known to be a mob of frenzied wolverines, but a few tree huggers?


So, as we were marching along on the demonstration, a few people want to try to bhreak out, and get to the inner city.

Bad Idea.

The cops had anticipatred it, and closed in on them, billy clubs raised like fly swatters.

Now, I am not against a good old ruffle with the police. If you know whatr comes, and they know that there is trouble, it is only valid and just that there is blood.

What disturbs me is that Denis Z was reccently arrested, because of that.
Now, why? Because, according to the article, he was wielding a stick, no broader then 2 cm, of wood, and hitting the police with it.

Now, let me repeat that.
AN OFFICER, who at the time was in FULL RIOT gear, WHICH INCLUDES A HELMET, anmd who was busy bashing in the skulls of teenagers, so severely that the demonstration had to stop and wait for an ambulance, claims that a teenager, wearing only a soft woolen hat and normal clothing, raised a stick and tried to kill him.
That is right, KILL him.

Now, I would like to include a question here.
What kind of punishment do the policemen get for bashing in the heads of children no older then 17?
because as I counted, there were at least 12 severely hurt children there, stumbling back out of that alley, holding heads full of blood.
Will they get drawn, quartered, and their families sold into slavery? Will their hands and genitals get chopped off?
Because, and maybe it is just me, if a cop is allowed to smack the unprotected heads of children with billyclubs, and a child has the guts to defend himself, nevermind that self defense is legal in our country, then shouldn't the punishment for the cops be bigger then the punishment for civillians? I mean, a stick on the head, what does it leave? A dent in the helmet? A smudge on the bullet proof visor?

And that is what you call attempted manslaughter?

Now, as the first of may returns, and Deniz is still in prison, awaiting trial, I cannot help but think.
Last year, the riots were severe.
This year, as word is spreading, and people are organising in solidarity, it will be a very interesting first of may.
I hope there will be no deaths.

But I know that there will be blood.

Mittwoch, 25. April 2012

Where I got my avatar from: Rudy Crus

My avatar, at least till the artist seriously threatens me, is from this guy, who is most likely one of the most amazing artists I have ever seen.
Really, if you are used to anime, and manga, it warms the heart to see such skill and actual phantasy.
I mean, coime on, that picture is simply sublime.

So, since I have too little money on my hands to make a dent, and I refuse to register to facebook / newgrounds, I want to point this out:

I do not own that picture, nor do I have any rights to it. However, since this picture is awesome, and the creator is full of mad artists skills, here is a list of things you can do:

- Go to his BLOG and write him that he is talented and awesome and one of the best french painters of this century.
- if you are female, consider having sex with him. I mean, come on, think about the commonly known fact that he is probably an awesome hungry artist, so he has enought phantasy, and the lack of food should make him slim and slender. Plus, if you want to talk science, look at his paintings.

LOOK AT THEM!

They are awesome. You wanna be awesome too? How about having a child with that man? You know that such genius with the brush is probably genetic?

- You are female, but don't want a child of that genius? Then how about showering him with affection, and sex? You know picasso? Did you know that he was so much in love that he cut of his ear, and sent it to a prostitute? Can you guess what he is commonly remembered for?
Can you guess what data777 will be remembered for?

- You are male, but have the mad moneys? Then go order a pain ting of his. Or, buy a design. You know, the stuff people with the mad monies do to show appreciation.

- you are male but tight on moneys? Then, by all means, go out of your way to make sure that such a genius of a painter is wellfed, gets to enough parties, and gets laied a lot.
Not only will you be the sponsor of an awesome artist, no, you will also ensure that an artist of his caliber gets to pass on his talent the genetic way. Plus, it is widely known that mad artists get loads of Girls, and that mad artists with loads of skills and loads of women usually pass some on to their male friends.

- You are a broke cavedwelling lazy Troll on the internet? Then by all means, do the same as I did. Pass his name on, and generate some publicity for the poor starving artist.

All in All:

Rudy Crus is a godlike artist. if you can, let him know that, and a gentleman above all

Dienstag, 24. April 2012

Reccomended reading: Penny Red

 So, in recomended reading, I want to show you my favorite blogs and other tidbits.

Today:

Penny Red. Feminist extraordinaire, angry white woman, and role modell.

Quotes from her website:

“Penny is re-inventing the language of dissent, delivering verbal taser-barbs to the left and right, and causing apoplexy among the old men in cardigans who run the British blogosphere.” – Paul Mason, BBC Newsnight
“I like her and her savage red pen of justice” – Warren Ellis
Laurie Penny is, in no particular order: a journalist, an author, a feminist, a Londoner, a reprobate, an activist, a hedonist, a drinker of too much tea, a believer in the ultimate goodness of human beings, twenty-five years old, and a reformed smoker. She is a regular writer for the New Statesman,  the Guardian and the Independent, and has contributed to The Nation, Al-Jazeera, Alternet, Jezebel, Red Pepper and the Evening Standard. She is the author of Meat Market: Female Flesh Under Capitalism (2011) and Penny Red: Notes from the New Age of Dissent (2011) She makes regular speaking appearances, has presented Channel 4′s Dispatches and been on the panel of the BBC’s Any Questions and Young Voter’s Question Time. Her blog, ‘Penny Red’, was shortlisted for the Orwell prize in 2010.

My personal opinion?

She is what the words " For great justice" were invented for. Her words are as sharp as her wit, her anger is allways justified, and though I sometimes disagree with her views, I think it is impossible to  not nodd from now and then, and feel her pain.

Fun fact: She will be schooled by V, and bring the british Empire to its knees.

When the revolution comes, she will be there, in the frontlines, viciously smithing her words, tweeting and slashing her way so generations of us will have it easier. She is what journalism should be.
maybe not a female Hunter S. Thompson, but damn close. 

 ME GUSTA!

My advice:
 READ HER NOW! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Her blog for the new statesman: 


Her blogspot

Her wordpress.

Montag, 23. April 2012

GEMA and Youtube: A call for help to Google.

So, today, the internet is full with GEMA vs. Youtube.

Let me explain.
At first, a definition, GEMA is something akin to a german RIAA, in the pure terms of evil.
It has a state issued monopoly on music representation. Ehat this means is simple. Everytime a song is played in germany, GEMA takes a cut. A tiny one, that is.

Now, there are several issues with that.
On the bonus side, you could say that it is a good modell. You have a group that collects revenue for the artists, songwriters, and so on, and passes it on to them.

But, the minus side is worse.

First of all, the monopoly part. 
GEMA has the right to ALL music played in germany, because, as is their argument, the artist in question could be a member of the GEMA.
Second of all, if you are a Band, playing on a small gig, just songs you wrote by yourself, the GEAM does knock on your door, and asks their share. Why? Because, as they go, you could one day be a big player in the music industry, and could then profit from the GEMA. Do you get a share because you pay into the gema? hell no, it mainly goes to the rich and already powerfull music groups.
Also, if you are in a kindergarden, and want to have a sing along with some notesheets? You pay GEMA, because it is a public performance.

Now, the Google / youtubers have offered a reasonable compromise:
GEMA should upload their track, and then, google would do its magic, and delete all videos where their track was played.
Does that count?
According to german law ( Thank you, germany), Google may not force GEMA to use an already present solution. What they now have to do is as follows:
- either they implement a team of members that combs all uploaded music, listening if the track is played in the video, and then delete it by hand. problematic, because per second, 60 hours of music are uploaded to youtube, which could mean loads of problems and work, although that would be a job that I would willingly take. (Hint: hire me for that, Google/youtube, I will do my best)
- or, it should renegotiate the contract it has with GEMA. Why is it problematic? Simple. because youtube is on the idea that it should pay like a radio station. Because, as they say, they provide a service, and people can listen to it.
GEMA on the other hand says, No, we want to be payed BY SONG, and BY repetition.


Now, what do I ask?
Simple.

HOW TO BREAK GEMA:
5 easy steps.

1. Google should just stop its youtube service entirely for ALL of germany, with a banner saying GEMA FORBADE US; WE ARE SORRY.
2. Google should totally block all search results for artists that support the GEMA.
3. GEMA will bitch and moan, but because they entered the lawsuit, Google can say that renegotiating the conbtract of deleting all songs would be too cost inten sive, so stopping alöl services for german IP's would be way easier.
4. ALL of the artists supporting GEMA will suffer. Unjust? maybe, but effective.
5. Due to the complaints about lost revenue, the public pressure, and so fort, GEMA will havce threee options:
- Disband, which I would personally view as a Win. Then, each label would have to personally renegotiate with the GEMA, resultrinbg in better reesults for the artists.
- Cave in, and accept a reasonable modell of payment. For reference, 64.000 GEMA-Artists per Year get around 11.500,- € per year before taxes, a reasonable ammount to get by. ( I make a decent living on 500 € per month, which is 6000 € per year. ) 15% off all the Money the GEMA collects goes to the GEMA staff ( 127 million €), and its head honcho has a yearly salary of 380.000 €.
Now, short comparison: the Boss of GEMA makes 33 times as much as an Average Artist. Is that fair?
- Remain stationary, not caving in. The artists themself will then get angry, and quite frankly, they could use a bit of movement. The internet users, and the public, and the other people will flex their muscles, and hopefully release a shitstorm of epic proportions.

So, google, and Youtube, I lower my head before you, and ask of your assistance. I will even promise to klick Adsense ads like a crazed running lizzard.

Sonntag, 25. März 2012

Geraldo Rivera: Please, don't lecture us about dresscode.

Yes. You might have been a hotshot of sorts back in the day.
But apparently, you got stuck there.


To tell you the truth, you are past your prime, and know it. However, you try to give others advice on clothing.

Now, I applaud your choice to say that George Zimmermann “should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted.”
For a fellow white man, you are at least smart in your choice of words.

But the choice of words? Pardon my french, but that was a shame.
First of all, you quite possibly know that you are still sexy, compared to the other candidates out there, and you use it to your full extend. 


Yes. You know you used to be able to pull it off, and you have a dashing smile.
BUT, compare you acting youthfull, energetic, and street to this:

Now, that is what you are supposed to look like, decent, non hoodie wearing, and old and distinguished.

That being said, lets examine a bit closer what you said.

“I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was,” Rivera explained. (source: TPM Muckraker )

No. Simply said, at thgis point, all of my sympathies due to your good looks and dashing smile are gone.
The hoodie is a choice of clothing. George Zimmermann is a murderer and still runs free.

The same point can be made when a girl gets raped, that the choice of clothing was at least as guilty as the rapist.
No. I can stand female members of society, dressed in enough tissue to make a hankey, and not lay hands upon them. (Although I can't help lopoking, but my shades usually hide that)
The reason that most older people demand that girls somehow "dress decent" is the rationing that somehow, males are less able to controll themself in the presence of a nude female.
Now, I must offer a different rationale. The female in my example has done nothing other then dress more lightly then usual. The FULL blame lies with the male attacker. In that light, the male should be the ONLY one suffering the punishment.

The same goes for George Zimmermann.
If an African American Kid in a Hoodie scares a grown man that much that he has to shoot him, then the man has a serious problem.

But, lets continue.

"“What’s the instant association? It’s crime scene surveillance tapes. Every time you see someone stick up a 7-11, the kid is wearing a hoodie. Every time you see a mugging on a surveillance camera or get the old lady in the alcove, it’s kid with a hoodie,” Rivera continued." (source: TMP Muckraker )

So, according to you, because people see crime scene surveillance tapes, they tend to be more afraid.
Now, that leaves the question, how do you aquire said tapes?
The answer is relatively easy. Watch enough fox news, and you are bound to see crime scene surveillance tapes. That means, in your own words, that if the fact that george Zimmermann being scared because of the hoodies is partially responsible for the slaying of unarmed Trayvon Martin, it means that the source of that Paranoia, FOX News, and other newscasts who habitually show crime scene surveillance tapes, are at least AS guilty as the hoodie.

I could not agree more.

"“When you see a Black or Latino youngster, particularly on the street, you walk to the other side of the street. You try to avoid that confrontation,” he said. “Trayvon Martin, god bless him, an innocent kid, a wonderful kid, a box of Skittles in his hands. He didn’t deserve to die. But I bet you money, if he didn’t have that hoodie on that, nutty neighborhood watch guy wouldn’t have responded in that violent and aggressive way.”
The hoodie, Riveara said, cannot be rehabilitated.
“Stop wearing it! You know the old Johnny Cash song, don’t take your gun to town, son. Leave your gun at home,” Rivera said. “There is some things that are almost inevitable. I’m not suggesting that Trayvon Martin had any kind of weapon, but he wore an outfit that allowed someone to respond in this irrational, overzealous way and if he had been dressed more appropriately… I think unless it’s raining out, or if you’re at a track meet, leave the hoodie home, don’t let your children go out there.”" (source: TMP Muckraker )

Just... stop.
If I see a Latino or  Black youngster, I do nodd to him, and keep my way. I also do not avoid confrontation.
Also, knowing the songs of Johnny cash, it is not likely that he meant Hoodies. I only see reference to "guns", which indicates to me pretty clearly that he meant guns like the one George Zimmermann was wearing.

I do know that you will possibly not understand it, but not all people have a dresser full of suits.
Especially when it is raining, like the day when George Zimmermann shot the kid.

Now, I know you can't be as open as you would liker, and as I am the best example, english is a difficultr language.
So, in total, please, try to be silent, look dashing and handsome, and open Al Capones vault an other time for us.

Also, you looked a LOT like Ron Burgundy in your younger days, you know that?






Stay classy, silent, and dashingly handsome.

Samstag, 24. März 2012

Delitzsch, Saxony, officially supports Neo-Nazis

Most people, like me, would have had no clue where Delitzsch would be, or why it was important.

Now, like most citys in Saxony, there is a Nazi Problem. Most people do not know this, but Saxony is known for harboring a disturbing ammount of Neo Nazis, and being generally as inviting to foreigners as rednecks are to city folk.

But this week, they had taken the cake.

See, there happens to be some unfortunate construct called " National Befreite Zonen", zones in Germany that would qualify as " currently being occupied by fascist terrorists". Delitzsch is one of these.
In one of these zones, you have something like an inofficial presence of these neo Nazis, officially and inofficially supported by the local police and gouvernment, and you are less likely to find foreigners, anti fascists, and the lot.

Now, it gets interesting:
You have in that city a concert of a few ska bands, and a DJ. In my personal opinion, it is some kind of music, and while I do not happen to enjoy it, I do realise it is there.

A few known Neo Nazis did not think that way.
They went to the party, drove up, and openly attacked the person who organised this concert, his girlfriend, and two friends. Apparently, that was a mistake, as they used self defence in a most interesting way, beat back the attack, and put one of the Neo Nazis in the hospital. This bloke is said to likely loose one of his eyes as a result of the injuries.

Now, you would think the community would congratulate the man for standing his ground, and defending what he stands for. But far from it.

Last Thursday, he was invited to city hall, where the officials made a very interestingt order, for restoring public peace.
He was prohibited from holding concerts where neo nazi Attendance was not allowed. Also, they told him that if there was no counter culture directed towards the neo nazi scene, there would be no violence emerging.

Also, for a demonstration against this percieved injustice, there is a cataloge of demands from the city that is aimed at preventing the demonstration, in the interest of "maintaining the public peace"

Now, I see three possibilitys why that is happening, which of course is just my personal opinion.
1. The Officials in Delitzsch are actually unaware of the growing situation in Germany, where the NPD, the nationalistic party of germany, is about to be outlawed as a terrorist organisation, where the NSU, the national socialist underground, is growing terror cells with the aid of the german "Verfassungsschutz", an intelligence service for the protection of the constitution, and about the growing theories of extremism, or "Extremismustheorien", where the fascist forces and the leftist forces who are usually fighting the neo nazis are put on the same position. Then, there is only one solution for that. Get the entire city together,  and read the newspapers.

2. The police are aware that there is a neo nazi problem ( according to german blogs, at least during the 20 year reign of the local CDU, there have been reports of a stroing neo nazi presence in the area), bvut they think it will go away if they are not provoked.
Then, I only offer my condolonces to the elected officials, and hope that they remain in office long enough to see the fruits of their labour.

3. The officials of the city are actually aware of the problem, but decide to not provoke the nazis, either out of fear, or out of admiration. For the first case, take a look at your current behaviour. you are catering to a terrorist organisation out of fear that they might do something. If that is the case, please, come to your senses. Get the police, traiuned attack weasels, and hound these browns out of town.
Or, if you admire them, well, buy the ticket take the ride. Don't come crying if it does not turn out like you wanted it to.

My wishes are with all of the peacefull people in town, who see themself between the fronts of the lefts and the rights. Stand your ground, watch, remain peacefull, and think really carefully about what you will do next election time.

Your vote is the mightiest weapüon of all.

And in the sense of gentlemanly behaviour:
Stand your ground, and wear stable shoes. And if you are a foreigner, researchj No-Go Zones. I would strongly advise to make Delitzsch one.

Attempted Sodomy with Sneakers at Dean College

So, without further ado, here is the video that prompted me to wag my finger today.



Now, did that entertain you?
It drove me rather concerned for the state of manners todays youth is engaged in.

Now, a short but simple analysis:
Guy 1, in the olive green, just walks along the way, minding his own business, when the other guys start mumbling something about "Who want da war, n****r, who want da waar?"
Please excuse my lack of tact, but I strongly feel that it is vital to understand the complicated process of courtship of said individual. 

Rather curious incident, as a non native englis speaker, it reminded me of something I saw on youtube once.


Must be a coincidence then, but I strongly suspect a correlation between the two.

Now, this is where it gets hot and heavy.

Guy 2 shows up, styled as what the media has taught me is a "Guido" , a slangterm for italian looking overly tanned muscular guys, who are either members of Jersy Shore, or flamboyant homosexuals.
Guy 2 steps up into the field of comfort of Guy 1, and tells him, "Who'se your man". I will repeat that for those of you not fluent in english, who is your man. So, there, an introduction has been made.

A theory arises that guy 2 finds guy 1 quite attractive, and the prison custom of wearing your pants down to indicate that you are homosexual and looking for a partner for some sodomy comes to mind, but the validity can be not tested, as said individuals appear to lack a rather disturbing amount of refinement.
Apparently, poor guy 2 is rather colorblind, as he repeatedly refers to guy 1 as a "n****r", while shoving him away, and asking him who his man is.


At this point, my mind is trying to comprehends what is happening there.
Guy 2, having disregarded all manner and ettiquette  in regards to courting, repeatedly gropes a feel of guy 1, yet proceeds to shove him away. Rather inefficient, I say.


Then, as guy 1 coily proceeds to touch the wrist of guy 2, he at once asserts the situation correctly, and refuses to be calmed down. He must know who his "man" is, because, and at this point we can safely guess that he simply must know if guy 1 is currently "seeing" anybody.


Then, guy number 2 seems intimidated by his lack of articulation, and in the same manner as a boy might pull the pigtails of the girl he fancies, proceeds to slap guy 1 with sufficent force to knock him to the ground.


Proceeding to beat his head, guy number 2 does not stop unless he has acess to guy 1 's shoes, which he promptly removes.


Slapping guy 1 a last time with the removed shoes, guy 2 makes off with them, only to be greeted by a chorus of encouraging cheers from his mates, as they seem to share his enthusiasm for male footwear. Left6 behind is a rather hurt looking guy 1, who stumbles around, looking for a way to grasp what has happened.


It must hurt, that while not accepting his offer for courtship, all that guy 2 ever wanted from him was his shoes, to engage in vile acts of sodomy.


Now, there are three points I must adress first.

1. Just because you are a rather muscular welltanned man who apparently fancies scrawny white males does not excuse your lack of taste. Rather then saying "Who is your man", givinbg the poor bloke the impression that you would consider a relationship, simply ask, straight foreward: "May I aquire your shoes for excessive communal sodomy with me and my friends?"
The poor white man is now rather depressed, and hopefully does not do  anything drastic, while you have his shoes for whatever purposes imaginable. If you are honest with people, they surely will appreciate the effort, and be honest with you, like telling you that the shirt did tend to show of the fact that you seemed to have aquired breasts, possibly due to cupious ammounts of self tanning and steroid intake.
2. Please, if you want to be understood, surround yourself with less loud friends. it makes it less likely that you will be actually understood, or that you could get the help you need.
3. Even if it pains me to actually adress this, please take note. said guy 1 was white, and for all purposes, appeared caucasian, and tried his best to fit in. So, you classifying him as a "N****r" was either rather inappropriate, as in that case, the correct terminology would be "C*****r", signifying his caucasian skin, or in regards to your proximity, displayed a disturbing lack of vision.
In both cases, I would suggest getting prescription glasses for recognising the race of your conversation partner.

Or, to put it in the words your generation might understand: